20 Lug

There’s no mystical

Alderaan? I’m not going to Alderaan. I’ve got to go home. It’s late, I’m in for it as it is.Read more

20 Lug

The more you tighten your grip

You’re all clear, kid. Let’s blow this thing and go home! I call it luck. You mean it controls yourRead more

20 Lug

There’s no mystical energy

The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. I need your help,Read more

03 Lug

Andy Griffith

Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. First place chick is hot, but has anRead more

03 Lug

Steve Holt

I’m a monster. I’m half machine. I’m a monster. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” Did you enjoyRead more

02 Lug

Alliance and a traitor

Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him. What good is a reward if you ain’t around to use it?Read more